1. |
WeBowling
03:19
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Do you like bowling?
Do you like wii bowling?
Now we have something that's like bowling but it isn't
It's like the real thing but without the rental shoes
It will make you have fun and give you tennis elbow
You will hurt like hell but you won't mind the pain
This isn't wii boxing wii baseball wii basketball
This is wii bowling
You can argue about their similarities
It's not the same to me
This isn't wii tennis wii ping pong wii golf
This is wii bowling
There's nothing better than rolling balls down a lane
While playing with your wii
Now it's your turn to make a bowler of yourself
Take your likeness out and send it down the lane
And when you're finished you have to wait your turn
And when you do then it starts all over again
You're up
Now you know what it's all about
So it's your turn to wield the 'mote
GO
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2. |
Orb of Doom
04:23
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This coliseum is filled with warriors like ourselves
This lighted alleyway reveals our bitter enemies
This orb of doom I wield is black like my soul
And I will take them all down
The orb of doom will show us the way
To victory and horn destruction
And even if we don't win the first time
The orb gives us another shot
And I will take them all down
These devil horns, they put up a valiant fight
This evil tries but can't stand up against what's right
This orb of doom I wield is mighty like the wooly mammoth
And I will take them all down
Orb of doom
Lead the charge
Fire away
Destroy the horns
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3. |
Ten Devil Horns
02:15
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Here we stand as a whole
Devil horns - ten of us
We are small by ourselves
But together we are strong
We may not seem too smart
To oppose orbs of doom
But we stand anyway
And we won't take this lying down
Ten devil horns standing as one
Against your dumb and treacherous orbs
Ten devil horns, we stand here as a whole
And we've got the demons on our side
We may seem passive-aggressive
'Cause we can't fight too well
But there are other ways to harm you
Check your shoes - what's that smell
(The Fungus Demon!)
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4. |
None Shall Be Spared
03:21
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I've got a splitting headache
And that's not fun
I tried to strike the devil horns
But some of them won
None shall be spared
They'll have a splitting headache
When this is done
And my orb of doom will blast them
To kingdom come
Pick it up
Take them down
Crush them all
Clean the mess
This battle will be hard to win
You know you could just count your losses
It's ok to take the easy route
You'll live to fight another day
another day
None shall be spared
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5. |
TenSeven
03:34
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You may think you'll be ok but you must know this one thing
Evil lurks around this parlor of destruction
Its legend grows by every hour someone messes up
And then it rears its ugly ugly head
Beware the demon lurking here
TenSeven sleeps but smells your fear
He is always here no matter what you think
And he's always up to dastardly old tricks
He'll keep your orb for way too long or until you soil yourself
And he'll fill some horns full of lead and they'll never fall
Beware the demon lurking here
TenSeven sleeps but smells your fear
Now your safety slips away
Hiding under the battlefield
TenSeven waits to attack
When he finds the most critical time
He acts on his hellish plan
LOOK OUT
The demon awakens
You're really up the creek now
The demon awakens
Your orb is useless now
The demon awakens
You can hear him laughing now
The demon awakens
Your orb is useless now
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6. |
The Soldiers
06:34
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Locked in combat once again
We have done this much before
I have slaughtered them so far
But they still come back for more
Their horns outnumber my orb
But I have physics on my side
They are standing still
As I unleash my first assault
As the aftermath presents itself
Only two of us remain
Death surrounded us but somehow we survived
So we have to carry on
carry on
We are the two remaining soldiers
Standing single file in line
If you want to win this battle we have waged
You must get past one to get to the other
I hate soldiers - they're a pain in my side
It's like one is hiding - trying to elude its fate
When my orb returns, it's time for them to die
Pray for us all - the ones who are still fighting
We are the only hope that's left
Casualties racking up - things sure look bleak right now
But if one stays alive then our job is done
And now it's time for battle
It's reloaded and ready to fight
The orb has hit the first one
But curved too much to finish the job
The conflict is now finished
Only one horn has been spared
The front line man has fallen
But the back line soldier soldiers on
Sing a song for the fallen soldier
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7. |
Throw the 'Mote
02:52
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I have to make this shot
I must not lose this game so bad
The strap is there for a reason
I don't trust you with that thing
You've broken three lamps already
I can't take this anymore
I know I can be trusted
I never meant to break your lamp
go
It's my turn - time to go
I will not throw the 'mote
But the 'mote - where'd it go?
What is that in the wall?
Noooooooo
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8. |
Horns Imposing
04:54
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It's a special battlefield
A place that grows and grows
I only get one chance
To knock all the devil horns down
There are no trenches here
And I can take them all down
But they always come back for more
And something else is in store
Each time they return they add another line
The devil horn army grows larger every time
Soon it's impossible for total victory
But when they reach their peak I use my secret weapon
The horn up front is decorated differently
Makes me wonder if mutiny is on their side
Or perhaps he is the biggest doofus on their camp
Either way I just don't care so he's the first to go
One orb will crush them all
One orb will seal their doom
One orb will make them fall
One orb will be my broom
This is a special battlefield
A place that grows and grows
I only get one shot
But I will knock all the devil horns down
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9. |
Why Not Take a Break?
02:15
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It seems forever
since we started this and
my elbow hurts and my shoulder is getting tired
So I think it's time we stopped for a while
I've lost all sense of time
I haven't seen the sun all day
and it's too hot in here
Well I think it's time we went outside
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10. |
Unfinished Business
05:08
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We're closing in on the end of this competition
I may be down but I'm not too far behind
Unfinished business
It all comes down to this last extended battle
Where I must prove myself to be the better wielder
There's a time for thought and there's a time for action
And now I think it's time to act
It starts now
Let's go
It's time to prove my worth
And I'm not just full of crap
I must prevail again
Those horns are going down
With this extended fight
I can take more horns out
And that's just what I do
Then have to wait for you
You fare worse than I
Your battle is cut short
But I hear the laughing horns
They tell me you still won
No
Not again
I destroyed the devil horns
But cannot destroy you
Hey allright - that was a close one again
That one had me really nervous the whole time
Now I'm thirsty so let's grab a beer or two
And when we get our senses back do you wanna play again
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Ed Klingenberger Rochester, New York
Singer-songwriter-instrumentalist with a penchant for the absurd.
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