We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Philadelphia

from 30 Clubs in 30 Songs by Ed Klingenberger

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

      name your price

     

lyrics

What are all these kids doing on the street
If they touch my grass they'll all be dead meat
I don't have a gun but I have a brain
I'll hit them in the head, they won't be back again

(Get off my lawn) if you know what's good for you
(Get off my lawn) if you don't then you're all screwed
(Get off my lawn) because you're ugly
And I never wanna see your face again

What are all these teams doing on my field
They seem to be practicing - they don't seem to yield
I don't care if they're on the schedule
I don't know who they are and I'll destroy them all

We're gonna beat up any stupid ugly punk that crosses us
And send 'em all back to their crappy homes where they belong
And then we're gonna go to Pittsburgh and we'll beat them to a pulp
'Cause that's just the way we are

My cohorts and I got this going on
I'm sitting on my porch as I sing this song
All those stupid punks, they must hate my guts
But as long as I'm here I'll always drive them nuts

...and you're ugly

credits

from 30 Clubs in 30 Songs, released March 3, 2011

license

tags

about

Ed Klingenberger Rochester, New York

Singer-songwriter-instrumentalist with a penchant for the absurd.

contact / help

Contact Ed Klingenberger

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account

If you like Ed Klingenberger, you may also like: